in this place that i call home, my brain’s the cliff and my heart’s the bitter buffalo
Or should I say copyright section of YouTube? After all, this is the only email address I managed to find on your site, as all the other “contact us” options require signing in to a Google account, which is exactly what I am here to complain about.
That’s total shit, and you know it. All of you know it.
Why would I need to link those accounts? It makes no sense for me. There is absolutely no benefit that could come of such asininity, and to make it a requirement is the most foolish thing anyone could ever have conceived. You know how they say something is “the best invention since sliced bread,” right? Well this is the complete other end of the spectrum. This is the worst invention since, fuck, I dunno.. Lobbying? Vegemite? Something horrible. Pick the worst thing you can think of, and I promise you that your shitty “innovation” is infinitely more useless.
Your endgame is quite clear with this foolishness, I might add. You can sign all the documents you want crucifying the government’s ignoble inquiries into citizen’s lives, but you’re no better. In fact, I’d wager you’re in on it. $5. Let’s make a bet. Why else would you want my personal YouTube account with which I intentionally do NOT associate any other social media to be linked with my professional email account?
You sons of bitches think you’re so tricky, too, with all your little traps and notices trying to dupe the less-than-attentive user into unintentionally connecting all of their accounts. I can think of far more despicable acts, granted, but I have thusfar not had to deal with any.
I have two hopes for the future of your site. Whether or not they need be mutually exclusive remains to be seen, but I would be shocked to see you go the way of reason and decency, so conclude of that what you will. My hopes are as follows:
1) You cut out the bullshit and stop forcing users into your inane schemes regarding connectivity, and
2) Some other superior video-sharing website rises up and usurps you from your putrid throne of lies and deceit and makes you wallow in the filth you have created until the very name “YouTube” becomes synonymous with trickery, scandal, and general folly.
I have always liked YouTube. Hell, everyone has, really. To be fair, we had no genuine choice in the matter, but I must give credit where credit is due. YouTube has been a largely passable service throughout its existence. But now.. My god. The shit didn’t just hit the fan; you assholes took an entire garbage-truck-full of foul, used diapers and dumped all that infantile excrement into the largest industrial-grade fan you could find, after (of course) making sure that said fan was pointed directly at every single person who had made your website even a shred of what it is today.
But I digress. If my point is not yet made clear, it never will be. And this is surely not the place for me to have sent this message, as I explained prior. If you, dear (presumably/hopefully human) reader, would do me the service of forwarding this email to whichever department it may concern, I would be eternally grateful. Do not mind the fact that I would not know whether or not you did so, bar some sort of notice coming from your end. Do it out of the goodness of your non-freedom-hating heart. Do it because you, too, know that YouTube (or Google, rather) is en route to becoming the most incapable tyrant the world has yet seen. Do it because it’s Christmas. Or, if you aren’t Christian, do it tomorrow to spite all those fucking religious nuts or something. I don’t care. I just want this shit to end. I use YouTube for entertainment, not communication. Let it stay that way, or at least make the account shenanigans optional.
Regards, you ‘tards
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